UFO mystery solved

My favourite news story from the past few weeks comes from the Telegraph newspaper.

As unlikely as it seems, it would appear that the South Wales police have solved the mystery of UFO’s.

A local made a 999 call to South Wales police after monitoring a “Bright, stationary” object loitering in the sky for at least half an hour.

What follows is the trascript, It was too good not to repost……..




Control: “South Wales Police, what’s your emergency?”

Caller: “It’s not really. I just need to inform you that across the mountain there’s a bright stationary object.”

Control: “Right.”

Caller: “If you’ve got a couple of minutes perhaps you could find out what it is? It’s been there at least half an hour and it’s still there.”

Control: “It’s been there for half an hour. Right. Is it actually on the mountain or in the sky?”

Caller: “It’s in the air.”

Control: “I will send someone up there now to check it out.”

Caller: “OK.”

After the police patrol car arrives, the script reveals the exchange between the control room and the police officer sent to the scene.

Control: “Alpha Zulu 20, this object in the sky, did anyone have a look at it?”

Officer: “Yes, it’s the moon. Over.”